A True Story.

A friend was driving home late. He's a folk singer and had been performing at a club. He wasn't over the limit but he was tired...
Anyway, a police car pulls him over for some reason and the two policemen come over. One leans into the car and says "Can you identify yourself?"
So the friend looks in his mirror and says
"Yup, that's me"
They locked him up for the night....
This REALLY happened but it was in the UK not France.